Here are some twitter gems on the venerated subject, #failedchildrensbooktitles.

vintagegent: #failedchildrensbooktitles Little House in the Red Light District

SorryIGotDrunk: Bi-Curious George #failedchildrensbooktitles

GraphXXGrrrl: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe Malfunction#failedchildrensbooktitles

sssemester: The Velveeta Rabbit #failedchildrensbooktitles

Xpinkranger: “Chicken Soup for the Nazi’s Soul” #failedchildrensbooktitles

kellek1974: Charlie and the Closed Factories of Flint, Michigan#failedchildrensbooktitles (Written by Michael Moore obviously)

@diablocody: Nobody Else Poops #failedchildrensbooktitles

thewritingthing: Oh, The Places You’ll Ho! #failedchildrensbooktitles

macmullet: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phallus #failedchildrensbooktitles

@robcorddry: Goodnight Poon #failedchildrensbooktitles