We couldn’t POSSIBLY expect Lindsay Lohan to stay out of the spotlight for too long, could we? Up to her usual antics, Lohan has filed a $100M lawsuit against E-Trade for a 30-second commercial that aired during the Super Bowl and the Olympics, claiming that is was aimed at, and modeled after, her. In the spot, which you can watch here, one of the familiar E-Trade babies talks to his girlfriend about the importance of a diversified portfolio while she questions him about what else he’s been up to. The part in question? The girl baby asks, “And that milkoholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

It seems that Lohan’s naivety and arrogance has led her to believe that her (extremely common) first name is a reference to her and only her (and let’s not forget her history of substance abuse which has given people like me many an opportunity to laugh at her expense). Since when is Lindsay freaking Lohan on the same level as the likes of Madonna, Oprah, Sting, Cher, Bono, or Beyonce? What has she done with her sad career that puts her on a first-name-only basis with the adoring masses? Does Lohan even have adoring masses these days? Sorry, Lindsay, but maybe you should stick to drunken antics for publicity – at least that was believable.

*Blogger’s Note: Ok, ok, E-Trade probably was poking fun at her. But still, I can hardly pass up an opportunity to join in the Lindsay-bashing. She just makes it so easy.